Sara, gamer (Though I am mostly on the computer), artist, and snarky lesbian friend. I will occasionally post art or other things I made, though I mostly post fandom stuff with a side of social justice among other things.
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
"And he just walked right into the point. I don’t know if he thought it was a toy." and a bit later in the article, this gem: "The ex-husband was taken to hospital following the altercation, but not before he, in true Zelda fashion, smashed a pot (a flower pot, over the head of Thompson)."